Khuli Chana shot by police

Multiple award winning musician Khulani Morule who's popularly known as Khuli Chana,was shot in the early hours of monday morning in Midrand. The reason for the shooting is a case of mistaken identity. He was mistaken for a criminal that drives the same car as his,as a result of this the police fired 6 shots at his car that was moving at a speed of 40km/h. 

Ive never been trained with regards to police protocol,but police could have at least stopped the car first to ascertain the drivers identity. So this means that we all need to keep our fingers crossed that on any given day, a criminal is not driving the same car as yours and the police are not looking for them, because you best believe your ass gon get shot......no questions asked.

Khuli has however been discharged from the hospital. It is said that he has minor injuries and is recovering at home. I wish him well but most importantly I hope he gets a new car....!

Rihanna back in SA

Our good girl gone bad is back is mzansi South Africa courtesy of Big Concerts. Riri is on her Duamonds World tour and South Africa is one of her destinations. She performed at the johannesburgs FNB stadium to approximate 95 000 adoring fans on Sunday the 13th October 2013. So far there have been positive feedback about the show but as usual there are those that will complain. These are the people that were disappointed about the no wardrobe change and not enough half nakedness as there is plenty in her videos LOL....WOW....what can I say. We all attend music concerts for different reasons, while for some of us it's the music,for others it's totally different reasons unrelated to the music. Personally I was pleased,Riri killed it on that stage and if I could I would go again for another dose. The only down side for me was that she didn't perform "cheers" but hey she sang most of crowd pleasing popular songs. Rihanna will be performing tonight 16/10/2013 in Cape Town......and yes I'm jealous! 

Come back again to SA Rihanna, we love you baby....until then, SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!

50 Shades of Grey

The book by EL James called 50 Shades of Grey has caused a lot of chit chat on various social media. Word of the book spread like wildfire and I myself have read it. It is good read and once you start reading it you can't put it down....LOL well it all depends on what tickles your fancy. The book is very erotic and dreamy. It's about the same old same old wealthy guy takes an ordinary damsel in distress from rags to riches blah blah blah BUT it's topped with a lot of erotic pieces documenting the two's sexual encounters in detail.

Now there is a movie coming out. The two main characters are Anastasia Steel (the virgin) and the wealthy bachelor Christian Grey. The cast has been chosen and virgin Ana will be played by Dakota Johnson and Christian will be played by Charlie Hunnam. Phew I I I don't know hey but for the role of Ana I would have cast Kirsten Stewart and Christian Grey well I don't know the list is endless Robert Downey Jr. Channing Tatum, even that guy that plays Thor in the movie Thor (well google his name man I forgot too) Christian sounds so delicious n dreamy in the book.....mmmm n I can't say the same for Charlie what-not!

Anyway I'm looking forward to the movie I've already my ticket.....no I don't know the date when the movie is out but I've reserved it nonetheless!

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Kim Kardashian or Kim West

Kanye has popped the question to reality tv star Kim Kardashian. Pregnant Kim must be over the moon. It's also rumoured that the soon to be Mrs West is pregnant with twins and as if this is not enough good news for Kim she will also be starring in an upcoming Tyler Perry movie .Congratulations to both of you however a word of advice to Kanye. Make sure you don't turn out to be Kanye Kardashian like Scott and Lamar Kardashian.....yes I said it!

Oscar and Time magazine

Oscar Pistorius (remember him.....well how can u not we talk about him everyday) he is going to appear in Time magazines 11 March issue. He is going to appear on the cover with the words "Man, Gunmam, Superman". He will be featured in a six page spread titled....ok wait for this...."Oscar Pistorius and South Africas culture of violence. One persons irresponsible actions now has to reflect on South Africa as a nation. Sure there is violence in our country but every other country has its own issues. We dont hear American celebritie's drug scandals and label them as having a culture of drugs.....Oscar should take the fall for his own actions as an individual and our "culture" should be left out of it!

Oscar is granted Bail...

Just as expected the blade runner Oscar Pistorius has been granted bail. The magistrate knows the facts but why and is asking the right questions but gave him bail. He is a danger to society by virtue of shooting his girlfriend dead. Botha was bought/bribed to cause the evidence to be discredited. How many years has he been an investigating officer and for some he forgets protocol in this case. I smell a rat but hopefully all probabilities need to be explored

12th Annual Metro FM Awards

Well well well, that time is upon us yet again, the Metro FM awards. Metro's PR Officer said that the tickets were sold out within a few hours of going on sale..It is rumoured that the KZN government is rolling out R8 million to host them for the 3years that they are in Durban....Shoooo Please lets hope that they will look like R8 million worth of awards.

The host remains a mistery but dear God please let it not be Tbo touch rather mzekezeke for an alternative punishment *hidesface* But different strokes for different folks mayb he's a crowd favourite. Sources hinted that an international act might be performing on that night. That act is the Adorn star Miguel HALELUYAH GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME...so far this is what im looking forward to and please NO Loliwe this year thats over and done with and no she's not the best newcomer either*sigh*

Amongst the nominees is the cute AKA of jealousy and dont be jealous, there is HHP which i think by now shud move up to tripple H P (JOKES I love this boy) Khuli Chana (mara who are u dating wena Khuli pila pila) and many more. Donald will be the man of the night as he has been nominated 6 times, Please at least take home half of your nominations.

                                                              The awards will air this saturday the 23rd February at 8pm on SABC1 Good luck to all the nominees.........

Oscar Pistorius continueed......

Oscar Pistorius'case has taken a dramatic turn. The investigating officer has now been charged with murder and his now being investigated.....Trouble trouble. As if this is not enough the so called evidence against Oscar is now in question. Might be pre-mature but by the looks of things Oscar's defence team might just be the DREAM TEAM of defence. The possibilities of him being granted bail are increasing steadily.

WHY Oscar

The blade runner,as his popularly known around the world is DOOMED. ive bn following his murder case since day one. The first couple of days I was actually trying to convince myself that he couldnt have,there must be some sort of explanation. From global hero to murderer in an instant. Whatever the outcome Oscar's family still have him to see and touch in the flesh whether incarcerated or not.Reeva's family on the other hand have been left with nothing but memories of what used to be and what they used to have.....Oscar's image is changed forever to the world because of this!

55th Annual Grammy Awards

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards took place at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Carlifornia,and as usual it was entertainment galore they did not disappoint. Some of the evenings highlights were of course Drake. Shame he won his first ever Grammy in the category Best Rap Album for his song, Take care. Drake has been nominated for a Grammy award a total of 12 times and in 10 of those nominations he wound up losing to JayZ, Kanye West or Eminem.......sies tog. Good thing he never gave up though cos he finally got himself a Grammy...congratulations Drizy

                    JayZ and Kanye West also won Grammies for the Best Rap Album and for Best Rap Performance for their smashing hit Ni***s in Paris a big shout out to the KanyeZee duo.....

 The most talked about moment of the night was not the Grammy winners but Chris Brown and Rihanna who walked the red carpet separately but were later seen sitting together and cuddling.....mmmmmhhhh I guess Breezy's fists are as soft as marshmallows. You may remember that on the Eve of the 2009 Grammy's, Mr Brown assaulted Rihanna whose battered face was the Center of all newspapers,social media u name it...but I guess what happens in the past stays in the past But if I may add words of encouragement "A leopard never changes it's spots". Wishing them all the best pls don't give me a reason to about you guys.......

And 30yr old Jennifer Hudson paid tribute to the late diva/legend Whitney Houston by singing Ms Houstons "I will always love you"

Beauty Lies in the eyes of the Beholder

I purchased the Sunday Sun newspaper to read about the Jub Jub funeral story as I saw him in chains on the cover, Shame sthandwa sam.....Moving on, i came across an article about Maggie Benedict who is popularly known as Akhona in Mundi Vundla's soapie Generations. The article was about fans of the soapie voicing their opinions regarding her looks.

Now firstly i dont get how people can be so vicious as to belittle and humiliate another person like that. We all have opinions about this, that and the other but we use our brains to determine how and where we voice them. Everybody that has ever felt or concluded that Akhona is ugly they really should have kept it to themselves not to publicise it to the extend that Maggie has to see it now as a national discussion about her looks as though she lives on another planet.

In any case who gave those people an impression that we even care what they have to say about Maggie. But now that they have said something,here's my suggestion. I say all those people that feel so strongly about Maggie's so called ugliness, why dont they start by posting pictures of themselves so they can teach and show the rest of us what a beautiful person looks like and also help us all to define beauty since somebody obviously died and made them Beauty Inspectors a position that was pratically non existent to us, well till now.

AND THEN a certain Dj by the name Mo flava........wait let me get you a pic.....          

yes this one, this Mo Flava supposedly went on about how ugly Maggie is live on air.....and I mean cooommmeeee oooonnn his not exactly Trey Songz either *clearing my throat* and i'll leave it at that

So as the saying goes BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER, what this means in laymans english, is that different people have different preferences when it comes to beauty, looks appearances whatever you wanna call it. What is beautiful to you might not be so appealing to the next person and our differences and unique qualities are what makes us beautiful individuals that add a tremendous amount of colour to the world. Take me for example I would choose Mr Songz any sec,min, hour or day over the flava-less Mo Flava

Maggie my dear your beautiful to yourself and God and these are the only two divine beings you need to give a dzamn what they say and how they see you.....Keep your head up hun!

                 

Lil Wayne make over

Lil Wizzy has decided to cut his dreadlocks off it seems. He has had them growing since the launch of his successful career to date....well maybe not since he cut them off. At least now he will look like a hobo that cleans up nicely after a free mael.....:(((

Humble Pie

Well what do you know I have been fed humble pie by the National Squad popularly known as Bafana Bafana as they have advanced to the quarter finals which will be played this saturday the 2nd Feb 2013. Im not one to shy away from admitting defeat......SO HERE IT GOES......I was wrong about criticizing the National team and not believing in them. I take back every last pathetic ounce of doubt I had about them they have done well so far and I so hope they go all thye way. Imean its only right since we are the host Nation.....Well done and Go on and make mama proud. Go Bafana Go****singing**

Whats up today

Well then Shakirah (you remember her......hips dont lie) yes that one, she apparently has given birth to a baby boy. However, baby daddy still remains a mistery mmmmm i wonder could it be the soccer player???

Congrats to Ms Shakirah and i guess it appears hips really dont lie as for the footballer Mr Pique ....no sh** i didnt say it.....ok I did being skilled at directing balls has come in handy and scoring goals has become a talent on a whole new other level.....

New year Resolutions

Sooooo  the festive season is finally over and its now time to get back to reality. What do i mean? well the usual. Making new year resolutions that we all wont stick to,getting back into shape,eating healthy,stop drinking (alcohol that is), quit smoking and the long list of empty promises continues until next year of course.....lol well my new years ressolution is simple really and Ive done it all my life really. Its to continue staying true to myself and always being brutally honest with myself and those around me *huh* So anyhuu my view about new year resolutions is that its not a must to have one there is always a time for everything. If there is something that really needs changing and that one really wants to change it will start that very second an individual reconciles with themselves to do it. You wont have have to wait for the 1st of January or keep proscrastinating, you will do it NOW....so dont wait a second longer GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Patriotism my a**

Argh and now what the hell is everyone frustrated about going on about Bafana Bafana. is evrybody realllly shocked at their performance? I mean REALLY....Is anybody expecting them to do any better on wednesday? Now truth be told Bafana Bafana are not hungry for success we the fans want (winning) more than they do they are just preoccupied with parties and bashes and ladies....uhuh...yes i said it. All i have to say is good luck to them on wednesday from me Fcuk patriotism they are going to do what they do best which is L.O.S.E......